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Why God Created Children
WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN
(AND IN THE
whether they are our own,
here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control,
you can take comfort from the thought that
even God's omnipotence did not extend
to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing He said was
"Don't what ?"
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
"Do NOT eat
Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
what makes you think it would be
a piece of cake for you?
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward
for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why
some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you.
In fact, they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
First, watch what you say and do around children - you never know when children might be listening or watching (or maybe even spying)
(Sean Isaacs - Age 8)
. . . . besides, they get to pick out
your nursing home when you are old
HAVE A LOT
"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN"
"KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!
ten people will be laughing
Brought to you by
Sean and Savannah Isaacs 2010